January 2011
I can out eat you.
wherethesinslie:
teamoondy:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
parad0xparadise:
bitchgethigher:
if your shower is cold
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
when there isnt any apple juice in the fridge
when your laces are untied
when you need have to go get a new pad
"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE"
amelialouisexo:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
I just had a thought, You know when you walk in a...
amelialouisexo:
if i wasn’t an atheist, this could be plausible.
gotta love..
when, you’re having a pretty good day, then.. BAM.
all the drama starts!
people, should mind their own business!
fuck!
not that hard mate.
bold what applies to you! (:
I am a boy.
I am a girl.
I am shorter than 5’4
I think I’m ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I’ve had braces.
I wear glasses.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
...
If you're a real Tumblr user, you must do this.
youemilyatsix:
-pinstripes:
getaddictedtothis:
Reblog to see hidden message
L O L
I FIXED IT
oh my god
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. reminds me of mary-kate and ashley
Expect the Unexpected: Bold what applies to you! →
My Personality
I’m loud
I’m obnoxious
I’m sarcastic
I’m cocky
I cry easily
I have a bad temper
For the most part, I don’t like people
I’m easy to get along with
I have more enemies than friends
I’ve smoked
I clean my room
I drink coffee daily
My Appearance:
I wear makeup
I wear a piece of jewelry at all times
I wear contacts
I wear glasses
I have braces
I change my...
when you get that awkward shiver.
gabby-in-wndrlnd:
monnn-cheriii:
and you’re like
so, what we done, may have been wrong. But what...
Watchamelialouisexo:
<3
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
it’s funny, cause i had one of them!
no wonder it felt natural ;)
hahaha
I would call you a dog, but that's harsh on the...
“High school is a joke. Sure the education is a...
You know those cages our parents used to use to...
katiebeaumont:
orangegummi:
letsjustdisappear:
Walk away like a BOSS
smart ass baby.
I will leave something in the ask box of anyone...
woaahitskellyy:
miss-fittz:
This is what I do when I’m bored.
READY SET GO.
^^ LOL, is that a racooon? she’s like WOW.
facebook
amelialouisexo:
Log on because you have nothing to do
1 notification from one of those game invitations some nerd sent you
$33!nG ppL +Yp3 L!k3 +h!$
Noticing the whore broke up with her boyfriend
but now she has a new one
seeing your crush talk to another girl/boy
your ex with a new girl/boyfriend
getting bored and then logging off
then coming to tumblr
EVERYTIME.
You Couldn’t Make It Up →
amelialouisexo:
(My job is to call people and pitch the brand of make-up my company sells. I call and an obviously really young girl answers the phone.)
Little Girl: “Hello?”
Me: “Hi, may I talk to the lady of this residence?”
Little Girl: “That’s me.”
Me: “I mean, may I talk to your mom?”
Little Girl: “I have two dads.”
Me: “Oh well, never mind then. Have a nice day!”
Little Girl:...
Severusly Severe: Severus Snape’s reaction to... →
mudbloodsanddemigods:
weasley-wizard-wheezes:ericformansbasement:astairewashere:
Your cat just died:
Your dog just died:
Your fish just died:
I bought you shampoo yesterday:
It’s Pantene:
I killed your chicken:
I ate your chicken:
There is a spider near your head:
There is a bear in the living room:
I hate you:
I love you:
YOU. ME. RIGHT NOW:
I want your...
Yeah so to all the people who think, Justin Bieber...
I’m
Pretty
Sure
Wait….No
I’m
100%
Sure
That
Justin
Bieber
Is
NOT
Gay.
Soooooo….
That’s right, because she is lesbian.
things i think about in class
sleepwalkingg:
shut the fuck up why are you talking
i hate you all
you are so dumb shouldn’t you be in a lower grade
when is it lunch even though it’s first period
why isn’t there someone attractive in here
i hate all you irritating people
who the fuck is this kid
whoa you’re hot
yeah, i would do you
i wonder who’s a virgin
A happy couple had been married for about 10 years...
When you just can't get over how iCarly has a nip...
oh wow, i didnt even know that haha